some brief words before sleep takes me (against my will)

I don't sleep anymore. Who needs it? Glub glub. Bullet points, yeeahhh that's the ticket.

• My love for New Order grows ever more tragic day by day.
• This little bugger has mismatched eyes. I have no words.
• I'm all about the serial comma. Represent.
• I totally have a friend who has a cousin who ran off and joined the circus. How awesome is that? I get 10 bonus cool points.
• Leaving work today, I got cut off by a cop with a giant buckwheat moustache who was flipping an illegal u-turn. Waah.
• Big Brother Butterstick redux: I swear last time I looked at this site there was no manifesto. Or posse page. Check me out, I am in his posse times two.
• From here on out, I'm calling all redheads "Ginger." I've said it before, but this time I really mean it.

Ah well. Sleep is a rose, as the Persians say.