it's the year of the puppy!

I know I'm supposed to wait until I can recollect my emotion about something in tranquillity before I try to write about it, but I am just so goddamned excited about this I can't wait. Fucking Puppy Bowl II motherfuckers!!!! You can't see it but I am throwing the biggest goat ever. Who is coming to my Puppy Bowl Party? Nachos! Beer! Special Half-Time Kitten Show!

Oh my god, my ovaries hurt.