doubleplus awesome links

• Fetus popple. Do not act like you don’t know what a popple is because I saw you playing with one just the other day.
• Shot glasses. Hahahahahahaha! Dude, those are sweet.
• Knitted sushi. I am now officially obsessed with sushi. You just saw me cross the line.
• Plush Cthulhu! Plush Cthulhu! 18 Inch Jointed Cthulhu with wired tentacles and wings for posability! Related: Tales of the Plush Cthulhu! Chthulu For President!
• Obey the Butterstick! Aaah! He is doubleplus fucking adorable!