mary magdalene, the penitent whore of the new testament

Today's horoscope:

It's suddenly occurred to you that you haven't seen anything but your own neighborhood in many, many moons — and you're hungry to glimpse a distant shore. Well, then — find someone who's brave enough to just drop everything and go along with you. You know you won't have any trouble. In fact, while you have the travel agent on the phone, you might want to enquire about group rates. You know how you get.

Oh, I do. So who's going with me to Manchester for the Easter Morrisphemy? You guys, I don't know what else to do to convince you I'm serious. Do I have to get a passport or something? Cause if that's what it takes.