in which i waste some more time

Okay, this is my last post of the day, I promise. I'm procrastinating, in case it's not obvious.

I'm a little shocked that Morrissey isn't the "pseudo historical figure" who "best suits" me. I'm going to assume that it's because the quiz sensed my moustacheular affinity with Nietzsche. I can't believe I'm more Hugh Hefner than Charles Manson, though. Weird.

You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well you're an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition. Don't let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation of dated forms and ideas, you will strike on something that passes as remotely new, and people WILL be into it on the basis of how hip it is alone. Also, the average espresso drinker looks up to you. Friedrich Nietzsche 100% Dante Alighieri 75% Steven Morrissey 75% Miyamoto Musashi 67% Adolf Hitler 58% C.G. Jung 58% Elvis Presley 42% Stephen Hawking 42% Hugh Hefner 42% Sigmund Freud 33% Jesus Christ 33% O.J. Simpson 25% Charles Manson 25% Mother Teresa 8% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com