and i eat men like air

So my judgment may be a little impaired by soy nog right now (yes I know it's not even noon yet; you can all just shut your nog-holes). But Jesus Christ, listen to this reading of "Lady Lazarus" by Sylvia Plath. I listened to Dylan Thomas reading "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night" right after listening to this, and it sounded pale and thin in comparison.

This recording of James Joyce reading from Finnegan's Wake is good clean fun, too.