i have to share this

I had a dream last night (that is, this morning while the alarm was going off for three hours) that I and someone else, who I don't think was a person I know in real life but with whom I was involved in some sort of business partnership in the dream, kept going to this house to pay — wait for it — Andrew Eldritch to kill various people for us.

At one point, my partner and I were in the house, and Andrew Eldritch started putting on this clear, plastic, floor-length, hooded raincoat kind of thing, with big toggle buttons and multi-colored letters of the alphabet printed all over it. I was watching him. We had a little dialogue which went:

Andrew (defensively): It's not a dress, it's a raincoat.
Me: I know, I think it's awesome.
Andrew: Come over here and feel my abs.

I'll spare you the rest of the dream. It's not going anyplace pretty. But the raincoat was, in fact, seriously awesome.