Wednesday, August 16, 2006

A! N! N! O! U! N! C! E! M! E! N! T!



Guess what the boyfriendicle did? Oh yeah. Uh huh. He started a you-know-what. A — yes, you do know what. I guess I can stop calling him "Boyfriend" now, since he's publicly admitted to having a name. It's Randall James! Or Randy, if you nasty.

Randall James! Randall James, welcome to this-here blogosphericle. Randall James, I thank you for bowing to the inevitable. Randall James, your blog is going to be awesome! Randall James, though, I must say I wish you would make your cruelty public. If you've got it, flaunt it. Don't hide your light under a bushel. That's what I never say. By the way, Randall James, I really like that you're Randall James, like Henry and William. Would you care for a pudding? It's Swedenborgian.

What? I'm going to bed now. As for the rest of you, you simply must visit RandallJamesBlog and show him some good lovin'. Instanter!


At 6:21 AM PDT, Blogger idler king said...

Oh shit. I haven't seen blinking text in five years.

Pullin' out the stops, all for the R.J.

At 8:49 AM PDT, Anonymous shosh said...

Yeah, no kidding... I think I might have epilepsy now. Blog o' RJ better be worth it, ma'am.

At 10:18 AM PDT, Blogger piehat said...

I had to look up how to do that, too. Turns out you add the html tag "blink". I share my hard-fought wisdom with you, my friends.


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