with mint jelly

I've been working on a post about Cool Hand Luke for a couple of days. (Why? Oh, why does anyone do anything?) But I can't seem to work it into a configuration that both seems unlikely to offend anyone, and actually says what I mean (and only what I mean). So for now, I'm going to talk about Sin City instead. Don't worry, I'll be brief, because all I have to say about this movie is that I saw it today, and there was no single moment of it that didn't make me want to eat my own kidneys, raw.