fuck i'm glad i passed my math test

Well, I passed that motherfucker. I passed it with a vengeance. I passed it so hard. And I am now officially a College Student. So the tricky part is done now, right?

My student ID features my disembodied head floating over a harbor, bloodless and fixed. (I wanted to use the word "eidolon" here somehow, but its second definition is far, far from being appropriate.)

I showed it to a friend at work and the first thing he said was, "You have a really, really long neck."