who will be my friend?

First person to buy me this t-shirt (from here) gets a wallet card pronouncing him or her a Most Excellent Friend of Piehat. I will even laminate it for you. Or, actually, maybe I'll just get the cartoon tattooed on my stomach. Do you think I would have to pay a licensing fee for that or anything?

I'm listening to Baby Dayliner right now. CD Baby fixed me right up, awesome.