Friday, March 31, 2006

an open letter to every living being on this planet, from me, incandescent and trembling with rage

Dear Envelopes of Blood and Suet, Filled With Rancid Bullshit:

Fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck you again. Fuck you. Eat a giant bag of dicks, fucks. Fuck you. I hope a giant fucking penis with teeth eats you all. Fuck, fuck, fuck you to hell, and then fuck you some more. Fuck you everlastingly. I wash my hands of you.

Fuck you,
Piehat

5 Comments:

At 10:29 AM PST, Blogger piehat said...

And Piehat! Fuck you too! Fuck you the worst!

 
At 10:39 AM PST, Blogger idler king said...

I finally feel validated.

Bad day?

 
At 12:28 PM PST, Blogger piehat said...

Yes, as a matter of fact. Why do you ask?

 
At 10:18 PM PST, Blogger idler king said...

I just reread this post, and you know what occurred to me? You are not a lady.

Not a LAY-dee.

But you have other sterling qualities, such as hospitality and scintillation. They will see you through the troubled times ahead.

(how many hits a day do you get from people googling "eat a bag of dicks"?)

 
At 11:46 AM PDT, Blogger piehat said...

Who wants to be a lady? Fuck them. Nancy girls.

Surprisingly, I haven't gotten any hits from the dick-bag eating crowd yet. But, every single day, still at least one hit on the puppy bowl. Oh, and I was getting some hits for "x-ray porn" for a little while. That was exciting.

 

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