one-liners

• At this point I am prepared to have as many as ten of Will Robinson Sheff's babies. This one's for you, boys. But this one made me giggle.
  
• Why? Dear god why, why the fuck?
• A good phlebotomist is surprisingly hard to find. Yesterday, I was serviced by a good phlebotomist, who left only a tiny green bruise as evidence of her needle's journey into my vein. (I'm very sleepy right now.)
  
• Magical Grid of Bad Emo Hair.
  
• A confession: I've been watching Sex and the City. It's really really very, very bad. But I'm compelled. Why? I don't know. Why does anyone do anything?
  
• Boyfriend doesn't have enough fingers to do the "ies." This'll hafta do ya.