MiniFun update
The email I just received, presented word for word, font for font, clip art for clip art. My guess is that the "fabulous little treats and prizes" will be fun things like rusty nails, poisonous snakes, or smallpox.
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The Ministry of Fun is pleased to announce the first of many fun monthly events!!
On Friday April 14th from 11 till noonwe will be having simultaneous Easter egg hunts at all offices before we close for the holiday!!Of course the eggs will contain fabulous little treats and prizes!!We will allot 4 eggs per person in each office.We are looking for a volunteer to hide eggs in the Thousand Oaks and Oxnard offices respectively.The volunteers will be compensated with 4 randomly chosen eggs each since this duty wouldlikely take some of the fun out of the hunt :-)Possible additional details to follow....Have A Fun Day!!~The ministry
posted by thedrymock @ 11:54 AM
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5 Comments:
Fabulously ironic, is what it is.
If your smallpox egg happens to include a pre-disease pedicure or other spa treatment, can I have it?
Possible additional details to follow. Respectively. Consistent use of two exclamation points.
I give the larval ministry a C- for now but see several opportunities for developing its doublespeak(!!).
Thank you for a concrete example of why it's important to have teachers of literature. If you have to knife somebody at this event, I'll chip in for bail.
Also, I recommend sneaking in some eggs filled with fabulous plastic fetuses (or gummy embryos, if available). If you're brave enough, pull one out of your pants and coo, "I found a Baby Jesus!"
Somehow I missed the emoticon as punctuation. Make that grade a solid C.
Duuuuuude. They have marzipan Easter eggs at Anderson's. With chocolate centers, even.
There better be an Avia gift certificate in those eggs, Minifun! I know where you live!
Shosh! Why do you tell me these things? Bugger it all! Marzipan eggs. Creations of the devil. Mutter mutter mutter.
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