This is the last time I will ever need to talk about what search terms are bringing people to my blog. In fact, this may be a sign that it's time to hang up my blogging hat altogether.

Yesterday. Someone from the South Australian Independent Schools Board Inc. in Adelaide, Australia searched Google for the phrase (in quotes, mind you) "fuck you! fuck you! fuck your mother!" The results, as you will see if you follow the link, include sites which follow this stately outburst with such phrases as, "He sat down in a puddle and began listlessly playing with himself," and, "You are a shiteater, cocksucker monkey!!!" Ignoring these options, the scholastic Aussie clicky-clicked his or her way to my happy little puppy-lovin' blog — which, incidentally, followed the phrase with something about eating a bag of you-know-whats(!!). Whoever you are, my friend, I do hope you got what you came for. Was it insults?

In other news: I've been slacking off with the Pete Doherty updates lately. It was just getting so monotonous. But you know how sometimes, when you've heard a joke repeated like a hundred times and it long ago passed the point of being at all amusing, if the joke-teller is persistent enough to just keep on telling it no matter what, it eventually starts to seem funnier than ever?