I want, I want, I want

Like Henderson, I have a voice in my head going I want, I want, I want. But, unlike Henderson, I think I've figured out what it means. Please, please won't someone buy this thing for me and save me a lot of angst and possibly a trip to Africa?:


You can find it for only $619, here.

Or I'd settle for this one:


Which you can get even cheaper, at $465, here. In eggplant, please.

Yes, for the record, I'm embarrassed now. You know what would take my mind off of my embarassment? Ridiculously expensive handbags.