animal-licking, egregious sexism, and good music
- This kid is balls-out licking a hog's snout.
- This man just wanted to shake a panda's hand. What the fuck is wrong with pandas.
- Here is a picture of Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner making out with his dog. Drew's moustache is wicked vaudeville.
- Guess what.
Before marriage some grave matron presents the bride naked, whether she is a virgin or a widow, to the bridegroom; and after that some grave man presents the bridegroom naked to the bride.I guess he got so excited about the first half of that sentence that he just plum missed the last half. By the way, the section of Utopia this comes from is called "Of Their Slaves, and of Their Marriages." Now that's a good joke.
On a completely different, and much happier, note: go and listen to Margot & the Nuclear So and So's right now. It's a band named after a character from a Wes Anderson film, so the name isn't quite as stupid as it sounds. After you've listened, ask me to send you the whole album. Or get it yourself from emusic. (The two best songs aren't on their MySpace page.) They're playing November 25th at the Troubadour. Who's with me?
Labels: animal licking, good music, sexist professors, utopia, vaudeville moustaches
2 Comments:
I'm with you. We will totally miaou miaou miaou in our chickenbutt shirts.
I'm with the panda. I'm sorry, but if a drunk stranger tried to hug me, I might bite him.
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