I know I said that one time that I would never talk again about what Google searches people have used to get to my blog, because it's the stupidest possible use of blog space, but the last few days have been so unbelievably awesome I can't resist any more. I mean, I'm aware that I'm the only one who cares. But fuck you guys! It's my blog, and I can bore you if I want to. You'll keep coming back, because you like me. Or at least you like what I do for you. By which I mean bring you puppies. Anyway! I hereby suspend that silly old rule for the next ten seconds in order to bring you the following:

• school is stupid
• "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR MOTHER" [okay, this one's a classic, but it never gets old]
• "sleep pretty in pink"
• Ikea Thong shot
• moztard
  

Still no "eat a bag of dicks," though.

And okay, here's some puppies, for good measure (pay attention, Shosh!).

Over and out.