anal play

Want an incredibly immature yet enduringly entertaining little game to play while driving? Just take the model name of any car around you and add the word "anal" to the front of it. For example:

• Anal Navigator
• Anal Explorer
• Anal Pathfinder
• Anal Probe (a classic)
• Anal Mountaineer (my personal favorite, for sheer lyricism)
  

In general, SUV model names seem to work best. Go figure.


Completely unrelated: this guy's creepy as fuck, huh?