Friday, November 09, 2007

anal play

Want an incredibly immature yet enduringly entertaining little game to play while driving? Just take the model name of any car around you and add the word "anal" to the front of it. For example:
  • Anal Navigator
  • Anal Explorer
  • Anal Pathfinder
  • Anal Probe (a classic)
  • Anal Mountaineer (my personal favorite, for sheer lyricism)
In general, SUV model names seem to work best. Go figure.


Completely unrelated: this guy's creepy as fuck, huh?

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4 Comments:

At 9:50 PM PST, Anonymous shosh said...

All hail the return of Miss Pie's blog!! Wazoo!!

Dude, that thing has people teeth. OMG.

Anal Liberty. Fabulous. It's like an ad for laxative.

 
At 9:08 AM PST, Blogger piehat said...

See, I thought of Anal Liberty and rejected it as boring. You are brilliant. Can you do anything with Anal Civic?

People teeth, exactly. Horrifying, right?

 
At 12:25 PM PST, Anonymous shosh said...

It is boring. My "fabulous" was sarcastic. And Anal Civic is worse, although perhaps Anal [Secret Name of Your Vehicle] would work. Anal Neon is kind of funny.

 
At 1:10 PM PST, Blogger piehat said...

Well, I think it's funny. "Anal Secret Name" is also funny, though "Anal [Secret Name]" is unremarkable, sadly.

 

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