tentacle porn

All right, I realize it's kind of ridiculous that I've now made four blog posts in the last three days, after going months without touching the thing, but this is too horrifying not to share. Behold, Orangina's French mascot:

(My favorite part is the little tentacle-toes. Someone's been watching too much Japanese porn.) But it gets even worse — watch the commercial. Seriously. You might want to make out your will first, though.